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Good Morning Mommy

September 16, 2009 by Blondie · 8 Comments

Every morning is pretty much the same. My alarm goes off every morning and after hitting snooze about 3 or 4 times, I groggily roll out of bed. Doesn’t matter what time it is, or what day it is. First thing I need to do is pee. Yup, to be perfectly blunt my poor pea-sized [...]

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Friendship Rules

September 4, 2009 by Blondie · 16 Comments

Did you know that there were rules to friendships? Apparently I didn’t read that chapter in the book about life because I suck! Had I known I would’ve tried to follow along with the rules a little better, ie kiss your ass. But because I don’t kiss anyones ass or allow people to walk all [...]

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Thank You Showtime

August 12, 2009 by Blondie · 18 Comments

Last night I fell asleep on the couch watching Big Brother After Dark which airs on Showtime on the east coast from midnight to 3 am. I’m not sure what time I fell asleep but I do know what time I woke up. 3:36am. I was woken up by the sound of my seven year [...]

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Like Pigs At A Trough During Feeding Time

May 27, 2009 by Blondie · 16 Comments

Not sure if many of you know this or not but this past Saturday at Old Navy was there $1 flip-flop sale. What you probably already know from my previous posts is that I am a total flip-flopaholic…yup its a word, I just made it up. So of course, I just haaaddd to go on [...]

Filed Under: Humor, My Life · Tagged With: I crack myself up, laugh factory

A Sure Way to Boost Self-Esteem

April 23, 2009 by Blondie · 10 Comments

As most of you know from previous posts, I am going to Vegas for the first time in one week from tomorrow. Its so hot out there and I plan on spending some time at the pool which means….bathing suit. I will honestly admit my body is no where near bikini ready, so I’ve been [...]

Filed Under: Humor, Motherhood · Tagged With: Hunter, kids, laugh factory, Motherhood

What’s Wrong with this Picture?

April 6, 2009 by Blondie · 14 Comments

A new pastry shop just opened up in my town, so I decided to take a little trip there today with Hunter. I am a big pastry fan and I had heard they had cannolis (which happen to be my fav) so I had to go. We walked in to pastry heaven!! I swear there [...]

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Top 10 Reasons Why I Won’t Win the Mother of the Year Award

March 30, 2009 by Blondie · 12 Comments

10. I make him stop playing the Wii and get ready for school. 9. I hate the library. There I said it. I’ll write a post later about this topic. 8. I refuse to play with him and his cars, wrestling men, pirates, etc. I’ve done this before and he ends up smashing everything into [...]

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You Are NOT A Hairdresser!

March 12, 2009 by Blondie · 11 Comments

I need you all to remind me of this statement. I am NOT a hairdresser! I have this really bad habit of getting sick of Hunters hair when it gets too long and impulsively cutting it myself. Usually, i use kitchen scissors and do a half-way decent job…. I think. Although my friend Christina who [...]

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I Know How Babies Are Made

February 23, 2009 by Blondie · 5 Comments

Here is a recent conversation i had with Hunter that he initiated: Hunter: Mom, i know how babies are made. Miss Blondie: Really? How? Hunter: The little fish things swim around and they get to the ball and whoever cracks the ball swims in and gets to be the baby. Miss Blondie: How do you [...]

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Ummm…is it me??

January 16, 2009 by Blondie · 10 Comments

I was looking through the Brookstone catalog at work the other day, when on page 5 i saw this: Spot Personal Massagers Ahhh…our Spot personal massagers really hit the spot. Handheld and rechargeable, Spot personal massagers from Brookstone are perfect for soothing away tension and rejuvenating your body anytime you need it. With one of [...]

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