Friendship Rules

September 4, 2009 by · 16 Comments
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Did you know that there were rules to friendships? Apparently I didn’t read that chapter in the book about life because I suck! Had I known I would’ve tried to follow along with the rules a little better, ie kiss your ass. But because I don’t kiss anyones ass or allow people to walk all [...]

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The Real Miss Blondie Please Stand Up

August 2, 2009 by · 20 Comments

I wanted to share with you all a short video of Miss Blondie introducing herself to all of you….This is raw, and uncensored and completely REAL. No one in the blogosphere has experienced this yet.

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How Many Damn Frogs Do I Have to Kiss?!

June 5, 2009 by · 14 Comments

This is how I’m feeling right at this very moment: Heartbroken, crushed, confused, and stupid. Why? I hate being single. Yup, it sucks!! Usually I don’t mind because I like to do my own thing and I know I don’t need a man. But today, I hate it. You see, what you don’t know, is [...]

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Like Pigs At A Trough During Feeding Time

May 27, 2009 by · 16 Comments

Not sure if many of you know this or not but this past Saturday at Old Navy was there $1 flip-flop sale. What you probably already know from my previous posts is that I am a total flip-flopaholic…yup its a word, I just made it up. So of course, I just haaaddd to go on [...]

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Top 10 Reasons Why I Won’t Win the Mother of the Year Award

March 30, 2009 by · 12 Comments

10. I make him stop playing the Wii and get ready for school. 9. I hate the library. There I said it. I’ll write a post later about this topic. 8. I refuse to play with him and his cars, wrestling men, pirates, etc. I’ve done this before and he ends up smashing everything into [...]

Filed Under: Humor, Motherhood · Tagged With: I crack myself up, laugh factory, Motherhood

I Think I Missed My Calling

February 26, 2009 by · 8 Comments

Military calling that is. Why you ask? Thats simple. Every morning i sound exactly the same. Like a drill sergeant. Some moms can sound all peppy and happy trying to get their kids off to school. Not me. My blood pressure rises. I start yelling. Threatening to take the TV away. Its. Always. The. Same. [...]

Filed Under: Humor, Motherhood · Tagged With: I crack myself up, kids, love being mom

Surgery Lessons #1 ~ the Truth Unveiled

February 19, 2009 by · 16 Comments

So you’re going under the knife. First time maybe, maybe not. Still your anxious. General anesthesia can be scary. Will you wake up? Is it really like Grey’s Anatomy? Many of you may or may not know, that i am a nurse in the operating room. It’s going on six years now and i like [...]

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Dear Tom,

September 12, 2008 by · 5 Comments

Dear Tom, I know its taken me a couple days to write this letter, but i needed time to come to terms with what happened on sunday. I. Am. Devastated. The images of you being helped off the field, limping, will forever haunt me. I was hoping your injury wouldn’t be that severe. But then [...]

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