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	<title>The Blonde Critic &#187; Motherhood</title>
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		<title>Morning Monster</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 22:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why can’t my son just get up in the morning like a normal my-life-is-full-of-rainbows-and-unicorns-and-cotton-candy person? Why must he instead wake up like a rabie-infected-lion-on-the-prowl-for-food-and-you-look-like-a-big-juicy-Tbone-steak?? When I try to wake him up you would think he was some angry at the world punk teenager.  He screams at me.  Tells me no. Thrashes around in his bed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best. Reaction. Ever.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 21:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I decided to plan a quick weekend trip with Hunter this summer during my vacation in a couple weeks.  He&#8217;s wanted to go to Washington, D.C. for a while now to see all the museums (I think its because of the Night at the Museum movies) so I decided that would be a fun trip. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Get a Boy to Read</title>
		<link>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/05/how-to-get-a-boy-to-read/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 21:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has been a constant struggle to get Hunter to read.  He does not like it one bit.  He&#8217;s supposed to read for 20 minutes every day as part of his homework assignment and every day you would think I was trying to cut off his arm.  He fights me on it. He actually ends [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Surgery is Over</title>
		<link>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/04/surgery-is-over/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2011 16:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am now breathing a HUGE sigh of relief. Hunters surgery is over!  Everything went well and smooth.  The doc said he had a small hernia hole but there was a lot of fat that poked through and that him having surgery was the best call.  That made me feel better- i did the right [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Report Card Time</title>
		<link>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/03/report-card-time/</link>
		<comments>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/03/report-card-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 13:35:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://goodgollymissblondie.com/?p=3570</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Remember how I got a new job at the very beginning of the year?? Well not only am I still super happy there (I&#8217;ve already gotten a raise!!!) but it has significantly impacted Hunter. I knew it would be better for the both of us. I even mentioned it in my post letting you all [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Having Nightmares</title>
		<link>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/03/im-having-nightmares/</link>
		<comments>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/03/im-having-nightmares/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 21:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://goodgollymissblondie.com/?p=3561</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[About Hunter&#8217;s surgery. And I work in surgery. This is what I do- everyday! It&#8217;s still 2 1/2 weeks away but ever since I booked the surgery last week, i have had nightmares every night. And not necessarily surgery related either. Just random nightmares about Hunter. Deep down I think I am extremely anxious and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Son is Going to Have Surgery</title>
		<link>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/03/my-son-is-going-to-have-surgery/</link>
		<comments>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/03/my-son-is-going-to-have-surgery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 21:41:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday we found out that Hunter needs to have surgery.  He has an epigastric hernia. When I pointed out the small bulge just an inch above his belly button to his pediatrician, he told me it was diastasis recti and it would go away on its own. Lucky for me and Hunter I work in [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Birds and The Bees Conversation</title>
		<link>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/02/birds-and-the-bees-conversation/</link>
		<comments>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/02/birds-and-the-bees-conversation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aah, the dreaded conversation that most parents stress over.  Well I&#8217;m there. Hunter is 9 and is considered a tween.  Now I know they teach sex ed in like 5th or 6th grade and he&#8217;s only in 3rd right now, but I&#8217;d like for him to hear it from me first. We&#8217;ve always had a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Son Is Getting Married</title>
		<link>http://theblondecritic.com/2010/12/my-son-is-getting-married/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 00:10:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://goodgollymissblondie.com/?p=3372</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Or so he thinks. Seriously. It all started the other night.  Well, actually it started last year but the &#8220;engagement&#8221; happened the other night.  He&#8217;s had the same &#8220;girlfriend&#8221; since last year and by girlfriend I mean, they probably sit next to each other at lunch.  Remember, he&#8217;s only nine. So anyways, the other night [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>Why I Don&#8217;t Bake</title>
		<link>http://theblondecritic.com/2010/10/why-i-dont-bake/</link>
		<comments>http://theblondecritic.com/2010/10/why-i-dont-bake/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 04:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve mentioned before that I don’t bake.  I cook.  Every time I try to bake, it burns and I really just don’t have the patience for baking from scratch, so it either comes from a box or is ready made type stuff. Last week, I decided to make brownies- from a box.  We were in [...]]]></description>
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