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		<title>Morning Monster</title>
		<link>http://theblondecritic.com/2012/01/morning-monster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 22:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why can’t my son just get up in the morning like a normal my-life-is-full-of-rainbows-and-unicorns-and-cotton-candy person? Why must he instead wake up like a rabie-infected-lion-on-the-prowl-for-food-and-you-look-like-a-big-juicy-Tbone-steak?? When I try to wake him up you would think he was some angry at the world punk teenager.  He screams at me.  Tells me no. Thrashes around in his bed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Treasure Trove of Good Advice</title>
		<link>http://theblondecritic.com/2012/01/a-treasure-trove-of-good-advice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 19:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I meant to write this post a couple weeks ago when it happened but life got in the way.  Even still it&#8217;s a hilarious conversation between my bff Dawn and I.  The following  conversation took place via text on December 23 around 6pm. Me:  I just finally started all my wrapping. Dawn: Ewww I&#8217;m done [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Me Vs. The Hamster: The Conclusion</title>
		<link>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/08/me-vs-the-hamster-the-conclusion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 18:52:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You guys are probably just dying to know what ever happened between me and the hamster, right?  I guess I slacked a little on the update so here it is. I won. Oh yeah, I won.  (doing a happy dance) And I swear its not because he gave up.  Nope.  I am just that good. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>No you can&#8217;t have a bite of my pickle, you can have the whole thing</title>
		<link>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/07/no-you-cant-have-a-bite-of-my-pickle-you-can-have-the-whole-thing/</link>
		<comments>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/07/no-you-cant-have-a-bite-of-my-pickle-you-can-have-the-whole-thing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 12:18:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend Dawn and I were at a kids sporting event not that long ago for an all day event.   At lunchtime Dawn went and got a sandwich and brought it back to our seats. As she&#8217;s eating her delicious buffalo chicken wrap, another mom sitting behind us (who Dawn sort of knows) leans over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Me vs. The Hamster</title>
		<link>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/07/me-vs-the-hamster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2011 22:14:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently we got a new hamster because Hunter’s other hamster died suddenly so we went out and bought a new one. This one is much bigger than the last, he’s a fancy teddy bear hamster and is black and white.  Like a panda. So anyways,  Hunter is away, so I go to check on the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Best. Reaction. Ever.</title>
		<link>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/06/best-reaction-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 21:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I decided to plan a quick weekend trip with Hunter this summer during my vacation in a couple weeks.  He&#8217;s wanted to go to Washington, D.C. for a while now to see all the museums (I think its because of the Night at the Museum movies) so I decided that would be a fun trip. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>19</slash:comments>
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		<title>What is with all the 3-D Movies?</title>
		<link>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/02/what-is-with-all-the-3d-movies/</link>
		<comments>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/02/what-is-with-all-the-3d-movies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 16:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate 3-D movies. There I said it.  And I&#8217;ll say it again. I. Hate. 3-D. Movies. So what is with almost every single movie coming out in 3-D?  Especially all the kids ones?  And now 3-D TVs are supposedly going to be the new wave of the future? Are you kidding me? Someone please [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>I fell off a chair lift and lived to tell about it</title>
		<link>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/01/i-fell-off-a-chair-lift-and-lived-to-tell-about-it/</link>
		<comments>http://theblondecritic.com/2011/01/i-fell-off-a-chair-lift-and-lived-to-tell-about-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2011 14:57:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://goodgollymissblondie.com/?p=3461</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have been skiing my whole life.  I can remember being a little girl flying straight down black diamonds with my mom screaming behind me not to go down it.  I can ski.  Recently (last year) I took up snowboarding. I&#8217;m a quick learner and not bad either.  So i can confidently say, I can [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>My Son Is Getting Married</title>
		<link>http://theblondecritic.com/2010/12/my-son-is-getting-married/</link>
		<comments>http://theblondecritic.com/2010/12/my-son-is-getting-married/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 00:10:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://goodgollymissblondie.com/?p=3372</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Or so he thinks. Seriously. It all started the other night.  Well, actually it started last year but the &#8220;engagement&#8221; happened the other night.  He&#8217;s had the same &#8220;girlfriend&#8221; since last year and by girlfriend I mean, they probably sit next to each other at lunch.  Remember, he&#8217;s only nine. So anyways, the other night [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>Saltine Cracker Challenge Concession Speech</title>
		<link>http://theblondecritic.com/2010/11/saltine-cracker-challenge-concession-speech/</link>
		<comments>http://theblondecritic.com/2010/11/saltine-cracker-challenge-concession-speech/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:42:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I made a bet with Rob from Look What Mom Found and Dad too and I lost. So this is my concession speech. To see his original video check it out here.]]></description>
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