Dear Santa,
I have been a good Mommy all year. I would really like for you to consider changing your ways to give good Mommy’s and Daddy’s presents too instead of just kids. Kids get enough free shit from us, so why not reward us? I’m just saying. And besides, if you gave the parents gifts as well, you’d probably make a lot more fans. In case you decide to extend your generosity to adults I have enclosed a small list of things that I would like for Christmas this year that you can feel free to bring me.
- I would like Dove chocolate delivered to my house on a weekly basis.
- I want a laptop. It’ll just make my life a little easier.
- I would like a travel voucher to go to the following places: Italy, Australia, New Zealand, Norway, and Disney World.
- I really want those Skechers Shape-ups.
- I want someone to come into my house and clean it every other day and someone else to cook for me every night.
- I’d like a boat. Not a yacht and not a dingy. But a boat. Oooh maybe a sailboat. But I like speedboats too.
- I would like to have a hot ass male masseuse come to my house once a week and give me a full body massage.
- I want a house with a backyard…..and a white picket fence.
- I would like a boyfriend. Ya know, like a good guy for once. Oh and make it one that will last longer than 2 months.
- I would love a black Bentley…sort of like Paris Hiltons. Ok, exactly like hers.
Oh………and World Peace.
About Blondie
I love your list! Can I have in too?
I love it. Have a fantastic holiday
Ooh good list…
I want the house and boat.
So hopefully you get it so we can all go out on your boat.
Totally “Santa Baby”. Good luck!
I agree!
Great list. I’d settle for 30 mins of “me” time during the day! Oh, and an instant 15 pound weight loss.
Tamara
http://www.theunexperiencedmom.com
Yea… I second getting a massage from a HOT guy… and I would want a YACHT… and a mercedes or a BMW sports car… black.. OK… not that bad a list, right?
Thats a Great list!
that was awesome. I’ll pray that you get all those things! I want someone to pose as me for the rest of my junior and senior year at college so that I don’t have to go anymore. and while that person is at it she can pay off my loans.
Wonderful list! I’m sure you’re on the nice list! lol
Hope you have a wonderful Christmas! 
Here, here! I second that list!
I’d say that it’s a reasonable list
I want World Peace too. AND all of that other stuff as well!!
Nice list even the massage by a hott ass male. LOL. Kidding on that one.
Happy Holidays!!
Not a bad list. I will see what I can do. I am friends with Santa!
Shane
Oooh, I love your Christmas list! Please tell Santa to drop any of those presents off at my house too! LOL
I want world peace and chocolate delivery too!
Great list!