Comments on: Surgery Lessons #1 ~ the Truth Unveiled http://theblondecritic.com/2009/02/surgery-lessons-1-truth-unveiled-html/ A single mom sharing her opinions on everything from products, movies, life in the dating scene, motherhood, and work while trying to find the humor in it all. Sun, 05 Feb 2012 23:49:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Best Blogs You Don’t Know About | 365 Days Of Bloggers http://theblondecritic.com/2009/02/surgery-lessons-1-truth-unveiled-html/comment-page-1/#comment-14909 Best Blogs You Don’t Know About | 365 Days Of Bloggers Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:36:56 +0000 http://goodgollymissblondie.com/?p=111#comment-14909 [...] with the Mom label doesn’t mean that is what this blog is all about. You can be sure to gain knowledge from her profession or nod your head as you read along why we all won’t be winning mother of the year, this year [...] [...] with the Mom label doesn’t mean that is what this blog is all about. You can be sure to gain knowledge from her profession or nod your head as you read along why we all won’t be winning mother of the year, this year [...]

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]]> By: kimmy kimm kimm a rooo http://theblondecritic.com/2009/02/surgery-lessons-1-truth-unveiled-html/comment-page-1/#comment-9521 kimmy kimm kimm a rooo Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:16:19 +0000 http://goodgollymissblondie.com/?p=111#comment-9521 uh, yeah, thats frkken hillarious.- I promise to shave my right leg ONLY since that is the ONLY one being surgicalized on Dec. 8th. arthroscopic meniscus repairs and scraping of all the arthritis thats up in there makin my knees sound like Capn' Crunch. To maby put a smile on your face?! I had gastric bypass in 2002. I drew a smiley face on my belly with a Washable marker and my CLEANED OUT bellybutton was the nose... The surgeon drew fake stitches across the top of my forehead. (He was a family friend.) I about peed myself when I looked in the mirror. I was stoned with stitches for hours and no wonder people were smiling so much when they came to check on me. I guess they would 'get it' if they told me I had a frankenstine forehead. Yeah, I really did almost pee myself when I saw. But, i was in so much pain I couldn't even pee when I finally made it to the bathroom. Yeah, they made me walk immediately after wards. You know, good ol thrombosis. And those lovely stockings that squish all your fat over the top of the stocking. Im not a big gurl anymore, so the surgery worked, and I didn't die of a thrombosis either! I think that would be weird if I did - because I wouldn't be writing you right now. Love your blog If anyone goes to my etsy site, please come back in a couple weeks, I only have one thing posted! I've been too busy to post more! Peace!!! uh, yeah, thats frkken hillarious.- I promise to shave my right leg ONLY since that is the ONLY one being surgicalized on Dec. 8th. arthroscopic meniscus repairs and scraping of all the arthritis thats up in there makin my knees sound like Capn’ Crunch.

To maby put a smile on your face?! I had gastric bypass in 2002. I drew a smiley face on my belly with a Washable marker and my CLEANED OUT bellybutton was the nose…

The surgeon drew fake stitches across the top of my forehead.

(He was a family friend.) I about peed myself when I looked in the mirror. I was stoned with stitches for hours and no wonder people were smiling so much when they came to check on me.
I guess they would ‘get it’ if they told me I had a frankenstine forehead.

Yeah, I really did almost pee myself when I saw. But, i was in so much pain I couldn’t even pee when I finally made it to the bathroom.

Yeah, they made me walk immediately after wards. You know, good ol thrombosis. And those lovely stockings that squish all your fat over the top of the stocking.

Im not a big gurl anymore, so the surgery worked, and I didn’t die of a thrombosis either!

I think that would be weird if I did – because I wouldn’t be writing you right now.

Love your blog

If anyone goes to my etsy site, please come back in a couple weeks, I only have one thing posted! I’ve been too busy to post more!

Peace!!!

]]> By: VanBurenMom http://theblondecritic.com/2009/02/surgery-lessons-1-truth-unveiled-html/comment-page-1/#comment-7470 VanBurenMom Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:36:10 +0000 http://goodgollymissblondie.com/?p=111#comment-7470 Ha ha ha ha! OMG that is SOOO TRUE! When I had my car accident 5 yrs ago I was in and out of it in the ER and I still remember to this day the nurses apologizing to me for cutting off my clothes because they were ALL brand new, bra and undies too! Ha ha ha ha! OMG that is SOOO TRUE! When I had my car accident 5 yrs ago I was in and out of it in the ER and I still remember to this day the nurses apologizing to me for cutting off my clothes because they were ALL brand new, bra and undies too!

]]> By: Erin Tales http://theblondecritic.com/2009/02/surgery-lessons-1-truth-unveiled-html/comment-page-1/#comment-7463 Erin Tales Sat, 29 Aug 2009 03:03:53 +0000 http://goodgollymissblondie.com/?p=111#comment-7463 LMAO. I should have read this before Wednesday. I didn't clean my belly button, dammit! LMAO. I should have read this before Wednesday. I didn't clean my belly button, dammit!

]]> By: Jessilyn82 http://theblondecritic.com/2009/02/surgery-lessons-1-truth-unveiled-html/comment-page-1/#comment-4948 Jessilyn82 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:15:21 +0000 http://goodgollymissblondie.com/?p=111#comment-4948 This was really interesting! I'm surprised so many people go in with dirty belly buttons and hairy pits, I'm so obsessive about making sure everything's perfect the night before I go in for surgery. I bet you see a ton of strange things! This was really interesting! I'm surprised so many people go in with dirty belly buttons and hairy pits, I'm so obsessive about making sure everything's perfect the night before I go in for surgery. I bet you see a ton of strange things!

]]> By: Rhonda http://theblondecritic.com/2009/02/surgery-lessons-1-truth-unveiled-html/comment-page-1/#comment-1269 Rhonda Mon, 23 Mar 2009 03:39:00 +0000 http://goodgollymissblondie.com/?p=111#comment-1269 This is hilarious - I manage a surgical center so I was high-fiving ya on many things! Seriously, what don't people get about NPO?<br/>I love the ones that say they'll go into a diabetic coma if they miss breakfast... so they have a muffin anyway. This is hilarious – I manage a surgical center so I was high-fiving ya on many things! Seriously, what don’t people get about NPO?
I love the ones that say they’ll go into a diabetic coma if they miss breakfast… so they have a muffin anyway.

]]> By: Swirl Girl http://theblondecritic.com/2009/02/surgery-lessons-1-truth-unveiled-html/comment-page-1/#comment-664 Swirl Girl Tue, 24 Feb 2009 01:06:00 +0000 http://goodgollymissblondie.com/?p=111#comment-664 I never thought about the bellybutton thing - eeeewww! <br/><br/>...and even if they did look all McDreamy - I'd be pissed if they were talking about their sex lives while operating on me!! I never thought about the bellybutton thing – eeeewww!

…and even if they did look all McDreamy – I’d be pissed if they were talking about their sex lives while operating on me!!

]]> By: Jenn@mylifewiththecrazies http://theblondecritic.com/2009/02/surgery-lessons-1-truth-unveiled-html/comment-page-1/#comment-655 Jenn@mylifewiththecrazies Sat, 21 Feb 2009 02:49:00 +0000 http://goodgollymissblondie.com/?p=111#comment-655 OK I can understand emergency surgery... not shaving the legs BUT really, if u have surgery scheduled then why wouldnt u shave your legs & pits! Gross! OK I can understand emergency surgery… not shaving the legs BUT really, if u have surgery scheduled then why wouldnt u shave your legs & pits! Gross!

]]> By: ~Michelle~ http://theblondecritic.com/2009/02/surgery-lessons-1-truth-unveiled-html/comment-page-1/#comment-654 ~Michelle~ Sat, 21 Feb 2009 00:43:00 +0000 http://goodgollymissblondie.com/?p=111#comment-654 You're a riot.. LOL.... I think almost all of those made me LOL. I ALWAYS make sure to shave my legs before all dr's appts and surgeries, now I'm happy to know it's appreciated! hahaha.. and the belly button part is SO gross.<br/><br/>This was a really great post :-) You’re a riot.. LOL…. I think almost all of those made me LOL. I ALWAYS make sure to shave my legs before all dr’s appts and surgeries, now I’m happy to know it’s appreciated! hahaha.. and the belly button part is SO gross.

This was a really great post :-)

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