Dear Tom,

Dear Tom,

I know its taken me a couple days to write this letter, but i needed time to come to terms with what happened on sunday. I. Am. Devastated. The images of you being helped off the field, limping, will forever haunt me. I was hoping your injury wouldn’t be that severe. But then when they said you wouldn’t be returning to the game i knew it was bad. I knew it was your ACL. So as you may not know because we haven’t officially met….yet…. i work in surgery. I fix ACL’s all the time. So with that being said, i can totally nurse you back to health. More so than any supermodel. I’m sure she’s good at a lot of things but for something like this , i think she needs to step aside and allow a professional to take over duties.

So, i am here to tell you, that i am volunteering my services to you. This is not an offer that comes frequently and i strongly urge you to accept. I would allow you to rest comfortably on my couch or yours (whichever you choose), i’ll keep your pillows fluffed, and give you plenty of liquids. I’m also not a bad cook, so our candlelight dinners would be tasty. And on sundays, since i am a HUGE Patriots fan, we can watch our team and cheer them on….together. Being the Brady fan that i am, i am trying to be confident in our back-up quarterback but its so hard. I know that the Patriots are all about winning as a team but you are our star quarterback! Maybe we can be a support system for each other.

Please contact me soon so that i can help you on your road to recovery. I’ll be patiently waiting by the phone to hear from you or your agent.

Yours Truly,

The Future Miss Blondie Brady